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astraldemise:

astraldemise:

pawniard is like the funniest pokemon ever to me. i know that theyre proficient hunters that attack their prey like movie velociraptors and just stab them and tear them apart and attack kill but theyre also like. theyre little guys…

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this is a small child with knives for hands

the pokedex: ignoring their own injuries they sink their sharp blades into their prey, they attack violently and persistently until their target can no longer move and then leave the finishing blow to their leader.

me, duct taping a pillow to my pawniard and giving him oven mitts so he doesnt damage the furniture: his name is dark souls 2 he likes to run with scissors and he keeps stealing my credit card to buy robux

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slcpunkmoved:

longhorned:

slcpunkmoved:

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it’s the same as working in an office

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

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homunculus-argument:

When it comes to phrases and sayings, I’ve noticed that a good way to test their validity is to see if they also work in reverse.

“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” - If something isn’t making you stronger, it’s killing you.

“If it looks stupid but it works, it’s not stupid” - If something looks smart on paper but doesn’t work in practice, it’s still stupid.

“Treat others as you would wish to be treated” - Don’t treat yourself worse than you would treat a stranger.

“Any job worth doing is worth doing well” - if something’s not worth doing, it’s not worth half-assing either.

“When there’s a will, there’s a way” - If you truly do not want to do something, it will be impossible no matter how easy it should be.

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djnusagi:

effemimaniac:

ihatepissvortex:

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Drake ruined an entire generation of men

this literally isn’t even skrillex anymore. they took all of the skrillex out of him. he’s just some guy now.

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single biggest downgrade of all time

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dirtytransmasc:

they were kids. real kids. kids with lives and dreams and hopes. they had favorite colors and foods and things to do and places to be. some were too young to have any of those things actually. some were infants and toddlers who didn’t get the chance to grow and live and become their own people. they smiled and laughed. don’t forget that. please don’t forget that. don’t let the gore and violence desensitize you. don’t let these children become just bags of unrecognizable pieces of bone and tissue. don’t let them become just masses covered in white clothe. don’t let them become corpses in a mass grave. don’t let them become numbers. don’t forget who they were.

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how can you look at those innocent faces, look at that father holding his children in plastic bags, and say that they deserved this?

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how can you look at any of these children and say they deserved it?

(link to the video so you can read the photo captions as mine were all cut by for some reason: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8BkgAyn/ )

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end this fucking genocide, this is sickening.

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dkpsyhog:

slightlydraconic:

headspace-hotel:

huffylemon:

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i don’t think chess sets be like

I’m so sorry but

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yeah

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

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transmortifried:

zegalba:

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Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

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